Well, well, well. Look who's brave enough to make contact. Is it because you've mastered the "Oh!" method and now you're ready to share your enlightenment? Or did you accidentally say "Oh!" to your boss instead of "Yes, sir" and now you need advice? Either way, we're here for you.
Oh! The Ways You Can Reach:
- Email: [email protected] (Yes, that's a real email. Oh! The wonders of technology.)
- Phone: 1-800-OH-REALLY (Okay, that's not a real number. Oh! You caught us.)
- Carrier Pigeon: Just kidding. Although if you figure out how to train pigeons, Oh! Do tell us how.
- Social Media:
- Twitter: @OhMethodMadness
- Instagram: @OhMyLifeJustGotBetter
- Facebook: Facebook.com/OhMethodRevolution (Warning: Following us may result in excessive "Oh!"ing and confused looks from your friends.)
- Psychic Connection: Just think really hard about contacting us. If we don't respond, Oh! Guess it didn't work.
- In Person: If you see a person walking around mumbling "Oh!" to themselves, that might be me. Feel free to say hi. Or just "Oh!" back. We'll understand each other.
Remember, every message you send is an opportunity to practice your "Oh!" method. Computer crashed while writing your email? Oh! Forgot what you were going to say mid-message? Oh! Accidentally sent a half-finished draft? Oh! (Seriously though, please don't do that last one.)
We'll do our best to respond within 24-48 hours, or however long it takes us to stop saying "Oh!" and start forming coherent sentences again.
Oh! And thanks for reaching out. Your interest in the "Oh!" method proves you're either a genius or slightly unhinged. Either way, you're our kind of people.