Are you tired of forgetting to "Oh!" when life throws a curveball at your face? Do you wish you had a constant reminder to chill out instead of freak out? Well, hold onto your sanity, because have I got a deal for you!
Introducing the "Oh!" Method Sticker Pack: Because Your Life Needs More Sticky Wisdom
What's in the Box? (Or envelope. We're not fancy.)
- 50 "Oh!" stickers in various sizes (Perfect for your forehead, laptop, or that one friend who really needs to chill)
- 10 "What Would 'Oh!' Do?" stickers (For those WWJD moments, but more zen and less sandals)
- 5 "Keep Calm and Oh! On" stickers (Because we're legally obligated to use this meme format at least once)
Why You Need These Stickers More Than You Need Oxygen (Okay, maybe not that much, but close)
- Instant Zen: Slap an "Oh!" sticker on your coffee mug and watch your morning rage dissipate. Magic!
- Conversation Starter: Nothing says "I'm working on my personal growth" like random "Oh!"s all over your stuff.
- Passive-Aggressive Problem Solving: Stick them on your roommate's dirty dishes. They'll get the message. (Results may vary. We are not responsible for roommate conflicts.)
- Impromptu Meditation: Stare at the "Oh!" long enough, and you might just transcend this mortal plane. Or fall asleep. Both are good.
- Support a Good Cause: Every sticker pack sold helps fund my ongoing research into the effects of saying "Oh!" vs. screaming into a pillow. (Spoiler: "Oh!" works better and is less likely to annoy your neighbors.)
But Wait, There's More! (Because of course there is)
Order in the next 24 hours, and you'll also get:
- A digital "Oh!" wallpaper for your phone (For those times when you can't physically stick an "Oh!" to your face)
- An "Oh!" Method emergency hotline number* (*It's just my voicemail saying "Oh!" on repeat. Very soothing.)
The "Oh!"-some Guarantee
If these stickers don't change your life, make you rich, or at least make you smile once in a while, well... Oh! That's life. But you'll still have some cool stickers.
Call to Action (Because apparently, that's a thing I need to say explicitly)
CLICK HERE TO OH!-RDER NOW! (Yes, that pun was necessary. Oh! Deal with it.)
For just $19.99 (plus your sanity and a lock of hair from your firstborn), you can own this life-changing sticker pack. That's less than the cost of a fancy latte per day for a week! Or one really overpriced latte, depending on where you live.
Don't wait! Supplies are limited! (They're not, but scarcity marketing, am I right?)
Remember: Every time you say "Oh!", an angel gets its wings. Or something like that. I might be mixing up my inspirational quotes. Oh! Well.
Order now, and start sticking it to life's problems. Literally.
Oh! And thank you for supporting my work. You're basically funding the revolution. The chill, "Oh!"-based revolution. You hero, you.